This is interesting. It’s a recording of a Japanese kid trying to sound like he is speaking English. He speaks in what he thinks English sound like.
I hear people trying to speak inventive Tamil language before so hears how others think English sounded like.
First you need a balloon filled with dense air such as sulfur hexafluoride. Adam Savage demonstrates how (and explains why) helium turns you into Donald Duck, and sulfur hexafluoride into Satan.
Okay time to use your blain, I mean brain. Albert Einstein explaining the equivalence of energy and matter.
At first I thought it was German or something. But nah, it’s English.