Posts tagged with ‘television’

 

From How I Met Your Mother, season 5, episode 12, Barney must sing and dance to choose between the girl or his suits.

Suit up! Barney struggles to kick his suit addiction and requires the help of his trusted tailor, played by Tim Gunn.

 

Sick of TV thrillers with ridiculous technologies that will only make you cringe? Here’s a consolidate clip of some of the finest:

Let’s Enhance

 

Susan Boyle, the singing sensation, is on South Park too.

“If one more person talk about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Misérables, I’m going to puke my balls out through my mouth,” says Ike, Kyle’s brother.

I got sick of Susan Boyle. Personally I watched her performance twice. Two lecturers showed it in school. I had Les Misérables stuck in my head for a day. I had enough.

 

An extremely high resolution surveillance camera that is too ridiculous to be true. And she said, “this resolution isn’t very good”.

Why I don’t watch CSI

Well, it’s just television you may say. Listening to the CSI dialogs just makes me cringe sometimes.

 

This is what happens when you don’t pay attention to Dwight’s safety presentations.

The Office – Fire Drill. (Best Opening)

STAY CALM! STAY F*CK!NG CALM! What would you doing in a fire?

 

Last Sunday there was this The Little Nyonya (小娘惹) short clip. You know the five minute one. My friend informed me about it and I told my mom. She glued herself to the screen fifteen minutes before commencement of the highly anticipated (yet extraordinary) short clip. Yet even the short clip falls short.

It’s just Yue Niang and Chen Xi at the train tracks. I don’t have much impression what they were doing already. It’s almost as if there was going to be a sub plot. And then Chen Xi and Yue Niang start speaking their minds which is kinda odd especially when the whole thing start becoming third person.

Chen Xi (Qi Yi Wu) and Yue Niang (Ou Xuan) together

(Chen Xi (Qi Yi Wu) and Yue Niang (Ou Xuan) together.)

And Chen Xi and Yue Niang starts to thank the viewers for watching. What? Oh, no thank you! Seriously have a better closing feature. Don’t rewrite the ending because that’s just lame, I can always imagine fan fiction for alternate endings. Show something that’s not shown.

Oh yeah, and stop the pregnant “The Little Nyonya” wife whose husband lies on the tummy to hear the baby’s excitement advertisement. Nobody gets that advertisement. It was cute the first time, only annoying the subsequent time. It’s been on telly for a week playing that The Little Nyonya tune with absolutely nothing to show. It’s such a shame. It’s time to move on to something else already.

 

This is brilliant:

Every Simpsons couch

 

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