Posts tagged with ‘spam’

 

This looks like English but I never understood what it meant.

modular modular homogenate

modular passerby decontrolling? sunshine, themselves humble.
aniline faulkner haynes fertile sorb reredos, sorb
motor mooney beatnik homogenate mueller.

quarry compleat.

This kinda reminds me of Noam Chomsky’s “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously”.

 

It’s real. Spam is the most annoying thing about blogging. It’s like you are trying to tell some friends some personal stuff and you have some Joe Public at one side screaming with a banner, “hey you want to get some Viagra?”

 

I was in SkypeMe! mode when I saw someone random (probably a bot) introduced me to an adult web site. SkypeMe! mode had a more attractive icon that made me want to click on it.

Skype also has adult spam

Spam with cheese spam with black pepper. Delicious spam:

Spam with cheese spam with black pepper

So much spam in the market too.

 

Once in a while I get emails from people whom I don’t know, they’re typically spam. Here’s one:

Pls Reply Asap

I am Mr. Patrick chan Executive Director of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named farouk bassem, a business man made a numbered fixed deposit valued at Twelve million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only in mybranch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him. We later found out that farouk bassem and his family had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was. We later discovered that farouk bassem did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. my proposal is to put you as next of kin, should you be interested in executing this with me; indicate your interest me at my personal email address below

Please make sure you direct your response to my private email address

Sincerely,

Mr. Patrick Chan

But this story quite creative, very primary school English composition material. Would anyone really believe this crap?

 

This is a bad omen. I have spam just a week after this blog gone live. How did the spammers become so quick? It amazes and annoys me at the same time. My friend was saying I always have this type of mixed feelings and wonders how I can complain about something and embrace the same thing together. I stop and thought for a moment…

Still thinking…

 

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