South Park: Stop talking about Susan Boyle

Susan Boyle, the singing sensation, is on South Park too.

“If one more person talk about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Misérables, I’m going to puke my balls out through my mouth,” says Ike, Kyle’s brother.

I got sick of Susan Boyle. Personally I watched her performance twice. Two lecturers showed it in school. I had Les Misérables stuck in my head for a day. I had enough.

Being a technician can be hard

Saw this at Wynn’s:

Not funny if you’re a technician

Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah, thank you.

This reminds me of something that really occurred actually. Someone was trying to print color out of a printer that does only monochrome printing. My previous company doesn’t load the printer with color cartridges and many people get confused when it says color printer and it prints out in monochrome.

Customer: Can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

South Park: Stan fixes the internet

Okay okay, you know how to fix the internet? You just unplug and plug it back. Solves most problems and your technician probably would’ve tell you the same. Continue reading “Being a technician can be hard”