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What’s gorilla gorilla gorilla

KahWee — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:08:13 +0000

Did you know that the scientific name of Western Lowland Gorilla is “Gorilla gorilla gorilla”?

Bet you don’t; I don’t too.

If you’re interested in Gorilla gorilla gorilla, head to Wikipedia.

Dog sees its owner after he returns from Afghanistan

KahWee — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:38:00 +0000

What a heartwarming sight, take a look at this:

Seeing my dog the day I got back from Afghanistan

And by the way, YouTube has the worst comments of all time. Hell yeah.

What a smart dog

KahWee — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:26:40 +0000

Puppy learning to distinguish different toys. Crate training, newspaper retrieval and helping out around the house.

Some miscellaneous Chinese jokes again

KahWee — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:02:37 +0000

Got this through a forwarded email, thought I would share with you:

小兔说：’我妈妈叫我小兔兔，好听！’
小猪说：’我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！’
小狗说：’我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！’
小鸡说：’你们聊，我先走了！’

小兔说：’我是兔娘养的！’
小猪说：’我是猪娘养的！’
小鸡说：’我是鸡娘养的！’
小狗说：’你们聊，我先走了！’

浪客说：’人们叫我浪人，好听！’
武士说：’人们叫我武人，也好听！’
高手说：’人们叫我高人，也很好听！’
剑客说：’你们聊，我先走了！’

李宗仁将军说：我这人，有仁！
傅作义将军说：我这人，有义！
左权将军说：我这人，有权！
霍去病将军说：你们聊，我先走了！

老张家的门是柳木做的，老张说：我家的门是木门！
老李家的门是塑料做的，老李说：我家的门是塑门！
老王家的门是砖头做的，老王说：我家的门是砖门！
老刘家的门是钢做的，老刘说：你们聊，我先走了！

师范学院的学生说：我是’师院’的！
铁道学院的学生说：我是’铁院’的！
职业学院的学生说：我是’职院’的！
技术学院的学生说：你们聊，我先走了！

Feed this lion!

KahWee — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:26:15 +0000

Here’s one lion that you can and should feed:

But first, you have to put your hand into its mouth.

This sheep mows your grass

KahWee — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:23:36 +0000

I won’t say it’s cute but it does what it supposed to do well. Although I wish it would be wireless or something.

Come on it makes a great lawn mower design. Your neighbors would love your humor:

[via Gizmodo]

Don’t eat us, please…

KahWee — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:11:32 +0000

Love us, not eat us. All lives are precious. Well something like that it says here:

Chinese loves pigs by the way. When there’s a lack of pork or the prices are not right in China, there may be revolts. The Chinese government stock up pork for emergency. Singaporeans, on the other hand, loves chicken. We have chicken burger, chicken rice, chicken drumstick and chicken pie. It’s probably an integral part of the local staple (I typed stapler) diet.

I like dogs so I don’t eat them.

Cute dog

KahWee — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:49:42 +0000

What amazing stage presence. The dog, Gin, did well performing to the tunes of James Bond.

Britain’s Got Talent 2008 – Episode 1: Gin the dog

Well, Britain’s Got Talent is a talent discovery programme. But since the dog is in Britain and it has got talent…

Birds have been shot into jet engines for safety tests

KahWee — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:01:22 +0000

Saw this in a magazine. Birds have been nothing but trouble to the aviation industry. Dreamliner is tested and found bird-proof.

For your safety, a bird has been shot into this engine

One of the safety bar of Boeing’s new 787 Dreamliner jet engine, the General Electric GEnx, is to pass the Federal Aviation Administration’s “bird strike” test. To perform the test, technicians at GE’s testing facility in Peebles, Ohio, suspended the engine from a giant stand, its turbines spinning at full force. Then they loaded four thawed goose carcasses into a 50-foot-long steel tube and fired. Together, the birds shot at 205 miles an hour toward the blades of the engine, which tore them to pieces. Not one of the front fan blades broke. The GEnx engine passed the test.

According to the Bird Strike Committee USA, collisions with birds have caused more than a billion dollars’ worth of damage worldwide to civil aircraft every year.

Another strategic effort is the U.S. Air Force’s Bird Aircraft Strike Hazard prevention program, or BASH, which collects data to help map routes that prevent planes from sharing airspace with large flocks of birds.

Source: Discover magazine