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I hear a couple of people saying ‘what the fish?’ as opposed to the ISO standard ‘what the fuck?’. Recently someone just said ‘what the fish’; and in his moment of frustration, I felt like laughing. Badly.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

(via Bash)

I won’t say it’s cute but it does what it supposed to do well. Although I wish it would be wireless or something.

Come on it makes a great lawn mower design. Your neighbors would love your humor:

[via Gizmodo]

Okay time to use your blain, I mean brain. Albert Einstein explaining the equivalence of energy and matter.

E=mc²: Einstein explains his famous formula

At first I thought it was German or something. But nah, it’s English.

No cameras or lights were used. Instead two technologies were used to capture 3D images: Geometric Informatics and Velodyne LIDAR. Geometric Informatics scanning systems produce structured light to capture 3D images at close proximity, while a Velodyne Lidar system that uses multiple lasers is used to capture large environments such as landscapes. In this video, 64 lasers rotating and shooting in a 360 degree radius 900 times per minute produced all the exterior scenes. (Source: Google Code)

Play with the data here.

The Making-of “House of Cards”

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping

Love you!

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table. Jack asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh, THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, bitch, I’m married!”. (Source: the humor archives)

Amazon user Jed reviews the Holy Bible (Boldtext Pew Bible: King James Version).

118 of 123 people found the following review helpful:

This book doesn’t work. I’ve tried the “praying” method to get a new Porsche 996 delivered but to no avail. There’s nothing in the instructions about not wanting German sports cars but I tried praying for less ambitious things. I gave up when it didn’t even get me a Big Mac. In the early part there’s a bit about people crossing the desert and being sustained by manna from heaven, so you’d think that it would be able to manage at least a hamburger.

I’m disappointed and will contact the publisher. In the meantime I can’t recommend this book as it is clearly faulty.

Got one star out of five. Hope he gets a refund even though books in generally don’t come with a money-back-guarantee.