Some miscellaneous Chinese jokes again

Got this through a forwarded email, thought I would share with you:

小兔说:’我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听!’
小猪说:’我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听!’
小狗说:’我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听!’
小鸡说:’你们聊,我先走了!’

小兔说:’我是兔娘养的!’
小猪说:’我是猪娘养的!’
小鸡说:’我是鸡娘养的!’
小狗说:’你们聊,我先走了!’

浪客说:’人们叫我浪人,好听!’
武士说:’人们叫我武人,也好听!’
高手说:’人们叫我高人,也很好听!’
剑客说:’你们聊,我先走了!’

李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁!
傅作义将军说:我这人,有义!
左权将军说:我这人,有权!
霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了!

老张家的门是柳木做的,老张说:我家的门是木门!
老李家的门是塑料做的,老李说:我家的门是塑门!
老王家的门是砖头做的,老王说:我家的门是砖门!
老刘家的门是钢做的,老刘说:你们聊,我先走了!

师范学院的学生说:我是’师院’的!
铁道学院的学生说:我是’铁院’的!
职业学院的学生说:我是’职院’的!
技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了!

Yay! I got kw.sg

And know I have to think what am I going to do with it. They are initials for my name Kah Wee. Currently it redirects to this blog.

I probably make it into a tinyurl-like service or something. This is a rather unnecessary expense actually. I kinda regret spending 60 on something I probably won’t put any thing useful on. But oh well what’s done is done.

Why I joined Media Temple 2 years ago and now am leaving

I previously set up a blog with one of those cheap web host that probably stores like a 150 websites in one server. The price is low and the service I got is alright, typically a one day response time which I am fine with. It was until that low-cost web host start insist on me having one of those VPS plans that I started to turn away. I couldn’t afford the VPS back then and I wasn’t that keen to let them suspend my account due to high activity.

So I was pretty determined to get a good host and stay there for the next few years. Changing hosts is such a chore. Media Temple has a lot to offer:

  • Professional looking: A professional made website with good design and nice pictures of servers. I gotta admit that at one point of time I actually thought their servers look like that.
  • Supports large websites: Media Temple hosts multiple huge websites that I go to. Today they host 9rules and Django Project. And they load pretty quickly. Of course those are under their premium plans but I thought that they would offer me something roughly on par.
  • Marketing gaga: I’m totally into the marketing term “grid”. Even though Media Temple’s Grid Service is not the same grid computing I later understand, the term “grid” was a key deciding factor. Back then I did not understand the term. It just sound like one of those plans I should be having.
  • Designer control panel: Media Temple actually has a wonderful control panel. I’m sick of CPanel and was looking for something fresher. Media Temple’s control panel is almost like a designer panel. And well, the demo control panel also loads quite quickly.
  • Transparency in hosting: Media Temple also has this RSS feed where they reveal incidents of their clusters. This is a huge plus to me. I see the transparency of the hosting provider. I like that level of transparency and they keep updating their customers with rather detail ongoings.
  • Customer centricity: Media Temple has generally positive reviews and does a lot of damage control around the web. This appeals to me. It appears that they’re listening.

So I signed up for Media Temple’s Grid Service thinking that it’s the end of all my worries. But it rarely is the case as I explain below:

  • So what if it’s professional looking: This just means Media Temple hire good designers and have the revenue to do so. A good design invites people but is hardly representative of the level of service they provide.
  • So what if it supports large websites: Media Temple is likely to have place much of their technical resources in these large websites. Media Temple has a stake in maintaining the online time of these websites as they placed their logos on these sites and has become closely associated with them. If you ain’t going to be paying for some of their really expensive services, I doubt you get anything close to that level of dedication.
  • And yeah I believed the marketing department: Well, the word “grid” is totally meaningless. In fact I feel kinda stupid believing it was the holy grail or something. “Grid” turns out to have lots of problems and these includes slow database access which mattered greatly to me.
  • So what if there’s a designer control panel: Designer control panel that is slow, may I add. I found it crawling. When you really need something like accessing the database with phpmyadmin, you will realized how many clicks it takes to reach there. You can’t open a control panel page into a new tab also and that’s bad usability. Control panel takes longer than it should and I pretty much given up using it. The demo control panel does not reflect the speed of your control panel.
  • So transparent but no improvement: Sure they post lots of issues and are still rather transparent. But it just took too long for them to fix their problems. Having an RSS feeds detailing the server faults makes customers slightly more forgiving but what I want to see is a change. It’s almost like someone recognizing his/her mistake and apologies but commits the same thing all over again. After a while, I realized no news is good news. Media Temple have some issues with their vendor Blue Arc and somehow these issues affected a portion of their customers. They took a long time to resolve. I am not sure to what extend it has been resolved.
  • Customer centricity non-existent: I wrongly assumed the level of support from Media Temple judging on the way they perform damage control. Media Temple support is rather poor. They take long to reply and complained that my database activity is too high on several occasions. The database analytic tool that they provide reveal no spike in activity. I mailed them and they insisted that I should check their analytic tool to resolve issue. Want to know how it feels like talking to a wall? Try Media Temple.

Ultimately, what mattered more than webhosting support is not having the need to request for support. Today I hardly request for support because I just don’t need it.

And that is what I call great service.

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Atashin’chi in Chinese on Youtube

Atashin’chi (あたしンち, Atashinchi?, short for “atashi no uchi”, literally my home or my family, in feminine and spoken form) is a comedy manga by Eiko Kera, and an anime adaptation that was produced in 2002. It is an episode-based animated sitcom of the daily experiences of a family of four (the Tachibana family).

And this is the Mandarin version 我们这一家?

我们这一家 25B 妈妈的耳朵很敏感

Watching Atashin’chi too? Give me a comment, haha…

The Pope is “Wrong”, says World Health Assembly

In response to the recent incident where Pop Benedict call for the end of condom usage to the fight against AIDS, World Health Assembly President, Guyana’s Health Minister Leslie Ramsammy expressed disappointment. The Health Minister accused the Pope of creating confusion to impede the proven strategies in combating AIDS.

World Health Assembly: Pope Benedict “wrong”

GEORGETOWN (AFP) — World Health Assembly President, Guyana’s Health Minister Leslie Ramsammy, condemned Pope Benedict’s call for ending condom use in the fights against AIDS, saying he was trying to sow confusion.

“The statement by the Pope is inconsistent with science, it’s inconsistent with our experiences and it is not in sync with what Catholics have experienced and believe,” Ramsammy told a news conference.

The Health Minister, who is regarded by the Pan American Health Organisation (PAHO) as a leading advocate in the fight against HIV and AIDS, accused the leader of the Roman Catholic Church of attempting to “create confusion” and “impede” proven strategies in the battle against the disease.

Declaring the position by the Pope on condom use as “absolutely and unequivocally wrong,” Ramsammy recommended the continued use of condoms as part of an overall strategy that includes education, fidelity and monogamy.

The Health Minister said he planned to rally support among colleague health ministers of the 15-nation Caribbean Community (Caricom), which is predominantly Roman Catholic.

“Whilst I would hope that Catholics would continue to be extremely supportive of their church and the pope … on this issue, they (should) rely on the evidence, and we need at this time to come out forcefully with the evidence to demonstrate that condoms and lifestyle matter,” said Ramsammy.

Pope Benedict XVI said Tuesday on his way to Africa that condoms were not the answer in the continent’s battle against HIV-AIDS, his first such public pronouncement on the delicate issue of condom use. (Source: AFP)

I think the Pope might have placed religious practices before what I regard as rather established science.